And Then There Was Smoothie #6

I’ll cut to the chase: Smoothie #6 looked and tasted like barf. Proof:


The Smoothies Bible calls it the C-Blitz. It sounded good enough: orange juice, lemon, kiwi, orange, grapefruit and a little bit of parsley. I followed the recipe exactly and instead of getting the refreshing citrus-inspired frozen beverage I was expecting, I was assaulted with a mouthful of of thick, brown sludge that overwhelmed my unprepared taste buds with more grapefruit than they were (or ever will be) able to handle.

F. Total F.

But being the champ I am, I choked the whole thing down anyways. Danne. Bam.

Where do I go from here? Onwards and upwards to Pinterest of course. Tomorrow I’m vowing to make something tried and true that has as many likes and repins as possible.


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