The Good News: My computer is back complete with a new logic board and new hard drive, horray!
The Bad News: I hadn’t backed up since I got it back after the first repair (you think I would have learned my lesson) a few weeks ago so I lost all of the work that I did on my website. Like, all of it. Wicked bummer.
PSA: Back up after you do anything important, seriously.
So, I’m officially back online and back to work. After a few days of reconfiguring, reinstalling, and redoing a ton of the work, of course. Progress report to come.